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wassailing 2016An undercover film crew have revealed the existence of a strange sect in Broomfield Park.

Footage filmed last weekend shows grown men and women dancing around an apple tree decorated with pieces of dry toast.

Further investigations have discovered that this is an ancient ceremony known as wassailing, which also involves music and consumption of alcoholic beverages made from apple juice.  The people taking part are clearly attempting to hide their identities by wearing hats and scarves but are believed to belong to a suspicious organisation calling itself the "Friends of Broomfield Park".

Definitely something which the Parks Police ought to be keeping an eye on. 

You too can discover what this organisation is up to be attending their Open Meeting at the Ruth Winston Centre at 7.30pm on 8th February (we uncovered information about this meeting on a website at

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